Anakaris

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Anakaris
Anakaris Image.png
Birthday 2664 BCE
From Egypt
Height 8'10" (270cm)
Weight Variable

Debut Match
Anakaris L
Pin
Nemesis
8chanmania XXXV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Anakaris is one of the playable champions from the Darkstalkers series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

An ancient Pharaoh of Egypt that somehow never made upon the Abydos Table, Anakaris was a stern, but otherwise just ruler.

Like his predecessors, Anakaris was very much concerned about the spiritual resurrection of his soul in the afterlife. He therefore had himself built a magnificent pyramid worthy of a god-king, and his mummified corpse would remain there for the better part of 5000 years. He might have stayed there even longer, but then some flaming alien from outer space showed up to devour the Earth (including Egypt). Anakaris was not okay with that.

While Anakaris' sheer bulks suggests a brute who simply punches opponents straight to the Weighting of the Heart (which he can still do, mind you), most of his mass actually consists of mummy wraps - whose form and shape he can change at a moment's notice. This makes the Pharaoh a surprisingly flexible fighter; capable of all sorts of tricks and cunning - assuming he doesn't just shrink you down via his Pharaoh's Curse.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Anakaris fought in the horror-themed 8chanmania XXXV. The Egyptian powerhouse met a more than fitting match in the form of Nemesis, but as it turned out, slapping people with mummy wraps isn't quite as effective as driving an extendable tentacle through their face.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • According to the developers, Anakaris' pyramid was built by 60.000.000 laborers. This either being more or at least damnably close to the total world population at that time only shows that Anakaris was one badass king.