Bayonetta

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Bayonetta
Bayonetta Image.png
Careza
Birthday December 19th, 1411
From Vigrid
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Bayonetta KO
L
Nero
8chanmania LIX
First Victory

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First Championship

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Bayonetta is the protagonist of the eponymous hack'n'slash series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Bayonetta is a so-called Umbra Witch - an unusual variety of malevolent old hags that isn't particularly malevolent, isn't particularly ugly, and mostly relies on the creative firearms and her own, weaponized hair to curse the crap out of people. Curiously, her hair also serves as her own reserve of magic and as the fabric of her skin-tight bodysuit, so if she uses particularly strong magic ... well, you do the math.

Anyway, Bayonetta originally starts out with a stark case of amnesia, but being stuck in a piece of jewelry for half a millennium sort of does that to you. She still remembers she's an Umbral Witch, though, and as it turns out, the best way to fix memory loss in Umbral Witches is to pluck the wings from some of the marble-and-gold angels prancing around. That, and family drama.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Bayonetta fought 8chanmania LIX. She faced off against Nero in her first match, but the latter slapped her with the Devilbringer as a pimp might slap an uppity hoe and then moved on to the next round.