Chef Hitler

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Chef Hitler
Chef Hitler Image.png
The Gas Stove
Birthday April 20, 1899
From Canada
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Chef Hitler W
Pin
Snake Hitler
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Victory
Chef Hitler W
Pin
Snaker Hitler
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Championship

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Chef Hitler is the unquestioned Führer of the kitchen.

Bio[edit | edit source]

By 1940, the United States and the rest of the western allied forces became increasingly worried Hitler might secretly flee Germany in disguise. This led to a generous amount of artistic reconstructions as to how the Fuhrer might look like if he parted from his signature toothbrush mustache and side parting hairstyle.

The originally serious attempts of US intelligence agencies soon became a popular sport; to the point even the small Canadian Free Press Weekly Prairie Farmer gave it a few tries. One of the results was Hitler as a chef. The memory of gas-fueled kitchen furniture did the rest of the joke.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Amazingly, Chef Hitler debuted in the Hitler-themed 8chanmania LXXXVIII. He notably killed (and subsequently cooked) Snake Hitler, but then got KO'd by Furry Hitler in the following round.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • From 1937 onward, Hitler actively cultivated a public image as a vegetarian. Modern day vegans would still shun him over his fondness for cottage cheese.
  • Hitler fleeing to Canada obviously is nonsense, as he could not have been in Canada and Neuschwabenland at the same time.

Gallery[edit | edit source]