Cornholio

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Cornholio
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"The Great Cornholio"
Birthday October 28, 1979
From Highland, somewhere near Texas and east of New Mexico
Height 5'4" (1.65m)
Weight N/A

Debut Match
Cornholio Pinfall
Win
Phil Burnell
8chanmania XXV
First Victory
Cornholio Pinfall
Win
Phil Burnell
8chanmania XXV
First Championship

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"I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
— Cornholio


Cornholio is the alter-ego of the MTV show character Beavis that is activated whenever Beavis consumes large amounts of sugar, coffeine, or other stimulants. Even when compared to his utterly insane regular "self", Cornholio displays highly unusual behavior; specifically by constantly demand "TP", "Aqua", and "Polio" (to name but a few things for his "bunghole" while speaking with a Spanish accent. Cornholio also is extremely short-fused, and will quickly ask people if they are threatening him.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

While never having won a belt, Cornholio still is infamous because his rather particular AI Logic causes him to simply walk out of the ring at least once during a fight so that a re-match is initiated.

Cornholio's first recorded fight was during 8chanmania XXV. He taught DSP not to threaten him, yet tapped out against Teagan Almace in the next round.

In 8chanmania XXVII, Cornholio was very much on a roll - firstly by giving Steve (BC) more clues than he could have asked for, secondly by wrecking the Polygon Team, and thirdly by defeating the same Teagan Almace that had defeated him two weeks earlier. That he still lost to Aniki in the quarter-finals was less of a real defeat and more of an act of fate.