Corona-chan

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Corona-chan
Corona-chan Image.png
Just a flu, bro!
Birthday October 2019
From Wuhan, China
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Corona-chan W
KO
Dr. Dick
8chanmania LXXX
First Victory
Corona-chan W
KO
Dr. Dick
8chanmania LXXX
First Championship

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Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2, also affectionately known as Corona-chan is a highly contagious, positive-sense single-stranded RNA virus.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Born from the batshit culinary habits of the Chinese, Corona-chan enjoyed a sheltered childhood as local government officials under Winnie the Pooh told concerned doctors to shut up and think of the economy. By the time they changed their mind, she had already matured into an (un)healthy young epidemic, and soon set out to start her grand world tour as a full-fledged pandemic. She currently is in Asia, Europe, Africa, America, Australia, but don't worry. It's just a flu, bro.

The rumors that Corona-chan originally was a Chinese-manufactured biological weapon that somehow escaped its laboratory containment are as consistent as they are absurd. Those who are capable of looking behind the curtains know that if anyone was responsible for creating it, it was the toilet paper industry.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

When White Mage won her belt in 8chanmania LXXIX, she noticed that all of her opponents and even the audience seemed to be afflicted by a mysterious status debuff.

During 8chanmania LXXX, She sought medical advice from the TF2 Medic, and before long, it became readily apparent that the supposed debuff was no-one other than Corona-chan as she tried to spread her love through the mania. The attempt to have her sterilized by a hastily-summoned Dr. Dick failed miserably when the virus supplied him with a tax-free crit. The good doctor subsequently teamed up with the TF2 Medic, Faust the Doctor and Dr. Morbis (who chiefly wanted to capture Corona-chan for his own machinations) in an attempt to gang up on the virus, only for the virus to gang them right back by bringing in Ebola-chan, Glitch Boss, and an Urban Zombie. This four-versus-four match lasted a good while; it's ultimate end coming through a submission tapout by Faust.

Corona-chan's victory led to the evacuation and temporary quarantine of the 8chanmania Ring, so that Default-Chan and Violet were given a week off. It was within this very week that the virus and her friend Ebola-chan launched 8chanmania LXXXI; gleefully watching and comentating the battles between 32 dead individuals who were promised a ticket back to life should they win the belt. The fact that it was (You) whose zombified ass managed to win the tournament filled her with great delight.

She subsequently turned her attention back to the rest of the world, and inadvertantly caused 8chanmania LXXXIV to be delayed by a week.

The lung plague saw another outbreak in 8chanmania LXXXIX, but Leon Kennedy quickly disposed of the virus.

A similar outcome was procured in 8chanmania XCVI, where Corona-chan's pathogens were killed off by the ramen of Min Min.