D.Va

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D.Va
D.Va Image.png
Number One
Birthday N/A (Aged 19)
From South Korea
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
D.Va L
Donkey Kong
8chanmania IV
First Victory
W
8chanmania IV
First Championship

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Hana Song, better known under her moniker D.Va is one of the playable characters from Overwatch.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Somewhat unusual for a girl her age, a young Hana Song disregarded conventional gender barriers by eschewing one time-honored South Korean tradition (cosmetic surgery) and instead opting for a more masculine one (StarCraft). After Blizzard sunk the latter via StarCraft II and the shitty remaster, she eventually moved on to the innovatively-named 'Mecha Guardian V' and became one of the biggest pros of the scene.

The South Korean military was quick to recognize her sick 360 noscope skillz and wasted no time to stuff her into a mecha to shoot up robots and stuff. And made her an idol or something - shit, I don't know. If I wanted a bad TF2 knockoff, I would've tried the Chinese bootleg version.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

D.Va only fought in 8chanmania IV, where she immediately lost against Donkey Kong. We'll leave the rest to your imagination.