Derek Baum
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- "GOODBYE, DIRT!"
- — Derek Baum
- — Derek Baum
Derek Baum is a man who takes his job of selling Kitchen Guns and Toilet Grenades to heart.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Derek was one of the personas of British actor-comedian Peter Serafinowicz. He starred in two "commercials" within the eponymous Peter Serafinowicz Show.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Derek's first cleaning spree was set to start in 8chanmania LXXXVI, the 2000s-themed Mania tournament. However, his attempt to sell a recreational nuke to Josh Nichols ended up resulting in a surprisingly fast knockout.
The other time he showed up in 8chanmania was during the penultimate regular tourney, 8chanmania XCVIII. This time, he decided to team up with fellow homicide-related cleanup enthusiast Bob C. Leaner. In the preliminaries, Derek managed to blow a clean hole through the head of the Mount Your Friends Guy (much to the relief of Stork). However, his attempt to ballistic the grime off Gene Yuss' golf clubs ended in disaster (and a pin).