Dingle Kringle

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Dingle Kringle
Dingle Kringle Image.png
The Real Santa
Birthday Unknown
From The North Pole
Height N/A
Weight N/A

Debut Match
Spongebob W
Pinfall
Dingle Kringle
8chanmania XLV
First Victory
Spongebob W
Pinfall
Dingle Kringle
8chanmania XLV
First Championship

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Dingle Kringle was the winner of 8CHANMANIA XII, as well as the champion of the Season 2 belt. It seems that as soon as he apporached the ring, the crowd fell silent in terror. He slew his enemies with little aversion from them, they could not penetrate his superior defenses and ultimate fighting style, which is God/God. Even TNA could not nerf this monstrosity; as TNA entered the edit screen, Dingle grabbed his shit collar through the screen and demanded he leave his stats alone or he would turn TNA into an elf slave. And thus, Dingle became the ultimate king of 8chanmania, an unstoppable force from the bad side of the North Pole, from which he ruled over his dark kingdom. He likes bowling. JK he got pinned by Johnny Slater in the Quarterfinals.

In Reality[edit | edit source]

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Despite Dingle's prophesying, he actually did not win 8chanmania XII or any belt at all. The first Mania he was in was 8chanmania XLV, where he was booted out in the aforementioned Quarterfinals by Slater. When coming out for his matches, Kringle would often be greeted by vitriol from the crowd, achieving heel status, but only in a minor sense, considering how far he made it.

His present poaching continued in 8chanmania LXXIV. Despite of an early victory against The Grinch, he lost (or tapped out, rather) against Caspar of the Three Wise Men.