Dracula (Castlevania)

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Dracula
Dracula Image.png
Lord of the Night
Birthday ca 1062 AD
From Transylvania
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Dracula Pin
W
Suika's Ass
8chanmania LXX
First Victory
Dracula W
Pin
Suika's Ass
8chanmania LXX
First Championship

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"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets."
— Dracula


Dracula Vlad Tepes is the primary antagonist of the Castlevania series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Originally a human named Mathias Cronqvist, the death of his first wife Elizabetha filled him with seething hatred against god himself, causing the master tactician to use the Crimson Stone to claim the soul of the powerful vampire Walter Bernhard and become a vampire himself in the process.

Having eventually settled down and constructed a castle in Wallachia, Cronqvist - now Dracula - met a human woman named Lisa. The latter greatly reminded him of his beloved wife Elizabetha, and it did not take long until the strangle couple produced a child - Alucard. Alas, Lisa eventually wound up being accused of witchcraft and was crucified, snuffing out the last shred of humanity Dracula still had (and leaving Alucard with nasty mommy issues).

Since then, Dracula has repeatedly tried to have his revenge against the world at large, was repeatedly killed and had his castles self-destruct by warriors of the Belmont bloodlines and their allies, and was repeatedly brought to unlife again in yet another castle. It appeared this finally stopped after his bodily remains were destroyed, sealed, and generally annihilated in the Demon Castle War of 1999, but it took a meager 18 years until Dracula reincarnated as Soma Cruz. Some people just don't know when to stop.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Dracula debuted in 8chanmania LXX. His first opponent should have been Suika's Ass, but due to a technical fuck-up, he instead ended up fighting and defeating her upper half. Slightly irritated after this unusual opponent, the self-styled Lord of the Night went on to crush Gene Yuss, the Head of Exodia, and a Hornet 41. His unholy chain of victories was brought to an eventual halt by Alis Landale.

His second coming in 8chanmania LXXVII was slightly less impressive - although he admirably disposed of the self-styled Undead killer White Mage, his dark magic appeared to be powerless against the Egyptian snark of Ankha.

During 8chanmania C, he and Kain dished it out over the question whose line of vampires was the proverbial one. Kain answered it by kicking Dracula's arse, and when Dracula proposed to do a second test by having his apparent granddaughter Remilia Scarlet fight Kain's own spawn Raziel, Raziel prided his sire by thoroughly defeating the Scarlet Devil. As part of a technical fuck-up, Dracula also defeated Kars.