Duane!

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Duane!
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Debut Match
Duane! W
Pin
Green Bastard
8chanmania LXI
First Victory
Duane! W
Pin
Green Bastard
8chanmania LXI
First Championship

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Duane! is the kid with the sick dance moves.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Duane originally features in the direct-to-video flick Barbie Dance Club, where he was called onto the stage and immediately danced the competition several feet deep into the ground. So impressive were his moves that that a snippet from the show that eventually landed on YouTube turned him an internet celebrity overnight. He is just that good.


In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Duane! debuted in 8chanmania LXI. And boy, how he debuted. Dancing circles around the Green Bastard, the boy's raw, undiluted swagger could not be contained by Aku one round later, and American Bear suffered a heart attack from just trying to keep up with him. So fast were his moves that he also resisted the attempts of J-Bomb to demolish him. But success can be a dangerous thing, and dancing your way into someone's hearth plainly does not work if the person in question does not have one. Duane! thus was defeated and allegedly killed by Yuuka Kazami in the final match of the mania.

His presumed murder did not prevent him from teaming up with Disco Hitler for 8chanmania XCVIII; with Buane and Scatman John serving as their managers. The first victims of their furious dance-off were Aniki & Van Darkholme, whose overt manliness was a source of great ire for Hitler. The same held true for the constant pumping and cranking of Roy & Alma, but even though their thorough touching of Madara Uchiha and his lackey Caim was certainly obscene, the real show would not start until Duane! and Disco Hitler would face Chaika Trabant and the actual Hitler. Duane!'s victorious pinfall over Chaika opened their way to the finals, but it was there that they met their match in the form of Gintoki Sakata and Dunpan.

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