Duane Dwayne

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Duane Dwayne
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From Harvester
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Debut Match
Duane Dwayne Pin
L
Mike Dawson
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First Victory

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First Championship

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"You're either Harvester or Harvest, boy. Remember that."
— Duane Dwayne


Duane Dwayne is a side character from some fucked-up game called Harvester.

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Dwayne is the sheriff of Harvester. Technically, this means he is supposed to uphold law and order. Practically, he couldn't give less of a damn about either the former of the latter so long as the is provided with a constant supply of pie; ideally consumed at the diner of Harvester's local Edna Fitzpatrick.

Despite of his comparatively indifferent attitude, Sheriff Dwayne still has his standards - specifically in regard to his underling, Deputy Loomis. In the event that he catches Loomis petting the bird over a randomly acquired adult magazine, he won't hesitate to repeatedly whack him over the head with a newspaper.

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Duane Dwayne debuted in 8chanmania XLI. His attempt to lay the law was swiftly ended by Darkseed's Mike Dawson. Based on his commentary, GLaDOS bribed apparently bribed him into the tournament through promises of cake.