EDF Ranger

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EDF Ranger
EDF Ranger Image.png
Birthday Unknown
From Earth
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown

Debut Match

8chanmania:Season 1
First Victory

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First Championship

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"THE EDF DEPLOYS!"
— EDF Ranger


The Ranger is one type of recruitable soldier from the Earth Defense Force series, debuting in EDF 2025/EDF 4.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Rangers serve as the general-purpose, jack-of-all-trades soldiers in the Earth Defense Force. They are experienced in handling a dazzling array of different weapons ranging from conventional assault rifles, rocket launchers, and flamethrowers, and even more exotic equipment such as the Plasma Bomber, and may even become combat medics via the reverser tools. Being the classical redshirt guys, they sadly also have rather meagre life expectancies once the battle begins, but this does hardly dampen the unshakeable enthusiasm with which these brave soldiers defend Earth.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

The EDF Ranger debuted in 8chanmania XV, but lacking records mean nothing beyond him not winning a belt has survived.

He would return for 8chanmania XX, where he formed a tag team with Serious Sam. This impromptu planetary defense force was pulverized by the Marathon Security Officer and Doomguy.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

He would later show up in 8chanmania XLV, where he faced the abhorrent space dragon alien thingie Ridley. Being very experienced with this kind of thing, he promptly sent the extrateresstrial where it belongs (i.e., into the trash), but could not defeat Iji Kataiser in the following round.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

One season later, in 8chanmania LXX, the EDF Ranger fought and lost against the fellow military man WWEW Soldier.

The latter match apparently ended in friendship, as the Ranger and the WWEW Soldier formed a tag team for 8chanmania LXXVI. Their attempts to remove both Aliens and Trannus was quickly brought to a halt by Black Shadow and Paxton Fettel.

Deployed into 8chanmania XC, the Ranger sadly became an immediate casualty to the Giant Enemy Crab.