Eustace Baggage
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- "That's it - I'm getting me mallet!"
- — Eustace Baggage
- — Eustace Baggage
Eustace Baggage is a main character from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Living in a god-forsaken part of Kansas fittingly titled Nowhere, Eustace is a cranky geezer that occupies a farmhouse alongside his wife Muriel, and their dog, Courage. Stupidly greedy and stubborn to the point of near-suicide, Baggage's inability to successfully grow crops (or to succeed in virtually anything else) has turned him into a cynical old bastard that actively despises the world.
As if to despise him right back, the world has a habit of dumping him and the rest of the household in increasingly bizarre scenarios - setting them up against anything ranging from aliens, to demons, to late Egyptian Pharaohs. It is only thanks to Courage that the Baggages generally make it out alive from these encounters, but despite rare moments of humanity, Eustace usually goes right back to hating "that stupid dog".
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Eustace Baggage fought in 8chanmania XXXIX. He fought against Cirno, but got notably cold feet after calling her an idiot a few times too often.