George Washington

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George Washington
George Washington Image.png
The American Cincinnatus
Birthday February 22nd, 1732
From Pope's Creek, Virginia
Height 6'2 (188cm)
Weight '

Debut Match
George Washington W
George Lincoln Rockwell
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory
George Washington W
George Lincoln Rockwell
8chanmania XXXIV
First Championship

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George Washington was an American political leader and general. Aside from being one of the founding fathers of and serving as the first president of the United States of America. Leaving aside his historical role, he has appeared in games ranging from Day of the Tentacle to the Civilization series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Born in what originally used to be British America, Washington still was an enthusiastic subject of the British Crown when he gained his first military experience in the 1754-1763 French and Indian War. Turning himself into a made man by marrying a rich widow and owning no less than 83 slaves, George's loyalty to the English mainlaind came to a grinding halt when George III raised some taxes and thus threatened the one thing most tantamount to the nascent Americans: Their money (and something called representation, but that was mostly in the fine print).

As leader of the American Continental Army, Washington played a key role in the American Revolutionary War of 1775-1783 (which, for reasons other people know better, enjoyed great support by the absolutist monarchy of France). When the redcoats swam back home, he allowed himself a brief pause before he promptly turned his attention onto domestic matters and began punching the local representatives until they agreed to the 1787 Constitutional Reform. Enjoying strong support from the people in general and the remnants of the army in particular, he would go on to become the first president of the United States from 1789 to 1797. His last few years until his death in 1799 were spent with private leisure and his collection of dentures.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

George Washington debuted in the board-wide 8chanmania XXXIV, where he stood as the representative of /liberty/. Facing /pol/'s George Lincoln Rockwell in the preliminaries, Washington quickly made clear that he was going to be the only George with a face on the Dollar Bill and furthermore chewed out Rockwell for trying to bring about an authoritarian state on American soil when he had spent eight years removing the last one.
The Father of the Nation would continue his road to victory by defeating /k/'s Paul Harrell and /v/'s own Mark. His downfall arrived when /s8s/'s Bury Pink Girl initiated a back grapple leading into a Lip Lock. Washington, being a faithful husband, immediately tapped out.

His second appearance in the mania was in an aftershow match following 8chanmania LVIII, where he fought fellow president Andrew Jackson. The latter would end the match through a successful pinfall.

For the last mania, Washington had tried to organize a royal rumble between various historical figures. Sadly, Bane felt the urgent need to ruin that plan, and the rumble subsequently was invaded by not only Bane himself and his mooks, but various other figures that wanted to join in. As one of the first fighters, Washington was thrown out the ring fairly quickly.