Green Bastard

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Green Bastard
Green Bastard Image.png
Birthday '
From "Parts Unknown"
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Weight '

Debut Match
Green Bastard L
Pin
Duane!
8chanmania LXI
First Victory

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First Championship

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The Green Bastard is the wrestling persona of Bubbles from the Canadian mockumentary show Trailer Park Boys.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Bubbles, aptly named for his extremely thick glasses, normally is the last person you would expect in or near a wrestling ring. Partially because him being all but legally blind is not a practical trait for that kind of sport, and partially because he is the closest thing to a sane man in a trailer park full of career criminals and career alcoholics. Not that this says much.

But when his pals Ricky and Julian establish a wrestling ring in the trailer park (lovingly hand-made with banners made from old liquor store bags), Bubbles immediately rushes to his tool and dons his costume - thus becoming The Green Bastard. Though not exactly intimidating on first sight, the Green Bastard has a hook that can easily knock a man out cold (as Ricky can attest).

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Green Bastard fought in 8chanmania LXI. Despite of his sheer enthusiasm over being in an actual wrestling ring (with cheering fans, multiple megalomaniac AIs and all, know-what-I'm-sayin'), his inherently short-sighted nature meant Duane! danced literally circles around him.