Gritty

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Gritty
Gritty Image.png
Birthday Created September 24th, 2018
From Philadelphia, USA
Height 7'0" (210 cm)
Weight '

Debut Match
Gritty Sub
L
Wally
8chanmania LXVII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Gritty is the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers icehockey team.

Bio[edit | edit source]

For the longest time, the Philadelphia Flyers were one of the only two teams with no proper mascot (the other being the New York Rangers). The Flyer's marketing department eventually realized that not having a mascot shitposting on Twitter all day long was a serious drawback when it came to fan outreach, and thus ordered the creation of a critter somewhere between a muppet and burly crack addict.

What truly separates Gritty from the competition, however, is his personality: Whereas other sports mascots tend to be of the cuddly, strictly family-friendly type, Gritty has been modeled after a true Philadelphian 'sports enthusiast'. Which means he'll punch you straight in your mouth if you happen to be running it. Seriously, don't fuck with Gritty. He'll shoot you.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Gritty fought in the Halloween-themed 8chanmania LXVII. He squared off against against osychotic fast food mascot Wally, but tapped out before he had to learn what exactly Wally put into those burgers, anyway.