Groose

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Groose
Groose Image.png
Prime Pompadour
The Groosinator
Birthday Unknown
From Hyrule
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown

Debut Match
Groose W
Pinfall
Noboru Yamaguchi
8chanmania XLVIII
First Victory
Groose W
Pinfall
Noboru Yamaguchi
8chanmania XLVIII
First Championship

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"The GROOSE is LOOSE!"
— Groose


Groose is a character from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Groose initially is a bona-fide bully - big, bulky, and blessed with the concentrated intelligence of a glass of lemon juice. His constant attempts to mess with Link chiefly stem back to the fact that the latter has made it much higher into Zelda's graces than he has, and when the girl eventually falls down from the local floating island in the sky, Groose is devastated. He tails Link when the latter descends to the surface to search for Zelda and, after a brief mental breakdown over the existence of bees and birds, humbly suggests to call the surface world "Grooseland".

Although his IQ never rises above room temperature for the rest of the game, his character greatly improves. He single-handely builds the engineering masterwork named "The Groosenator" that proves essential when it comes to sealing an ancient evil on two different occasions, and saves Zelda from a fall that probably would have snapped her pretty little spine, elevating him to the rank of 'Heroic Dumb Muscle'.

Not that this prevents the game from giving him an NTR ending where Zelda stays with Link anyway and he goes back home empty-handed.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Groose debuted in the bancho-themed 8chanmania XLVIII. His denseness rendered him fully immune to the sophisticated humor of Noboru Yamaguchi, but he stood no chance against the eventual winner of the mania, BanchoLeomon.

His second appearance was in 8chanmania LXXX, where his great ambitions were put to a halt by Bokku from Monsterland.

Groose played a critical role in the restoration of R-23 to Captain R Falcon during 8chanmania C. Specifically, he reminded him how heroes are supposed to behave. More specifically, through liberal amounts of suplexes and headbutts.