Harry Armis

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Harry Armis
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Debut Match
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Stanley
8chanmania XXXVIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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"Please extinguish all smoking materials during the story, cuz' - it's gonna get HOT ENOUGH as it is!"
— Harry Armis


Harry Armis is the self-confirmed narrator of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Take a porn flic. Or rather, take a bad porn flic. Then cut it up into a a few dozen still images, claim it actually is a 'comedy dating sim', and add a couple of choose-your-own-adventure sequences to provide the gentle illusion of player input. Bang! You just created Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - and probably are wanted for crimes against humanity in most of the civilized world.

Within this digital abomination, Armis serves as both narrator and the localized version of Cupid. The difference being that Cupid is an ugly, fat baby; whereas Armis has a has a cool pair of shades and one hell of a bitching suit. Anyway, he sees it as his personal duty to get the two "lovebird" protagonists of the game together, and will mercilessly chew you out if you poor CYOA choices on your part get in the way of that.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Harry Armis appropriately fought in the Bad Games mania of 8chanmania XXXVIII. He tried to take over the narration of Stanley from Stanley's own, disembodied narrator, but while Armis' insistence that Stanley would rather have "a chick on his lap instead of a dick in his head" was fairly convincing, Stanley (and his narrator) still threw him out during the first round.