Haydee

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Haydee
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Debut Match
Haydee W
Sub
Anubis (MGE)
8chanmania XII
First Victory
Haydee W
Sub
Anubis (MGE)
8chanmania XII
First Championship

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Haydee is the protagonist of the hardcore metroidvania game Haydee.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Haydee is the common designation for a class of mass-produced, female cyborgs with an intensely bouncy design. Each specimen of the series (including the one controlled by the player) is set up to make its way through a vast labyrinth brimming with all sorts of lethal traps and various other robots designed to undo Haydee's physical integrity.

In all seriousness - 90% of the people who bought the game did so because Haydee has an enormous ass and tits supplemented by very generous jiggle physics. The 10% who actually finished the game did so because the glorified fap-bait actually hides a tough-as-nails exploration game that will fuck you over six days to Sunday on a repeated basis until you actually start to enjoy it.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Haydee debuted in 8chanmania XII. She successfully smothered Anubis into submission, but got KO'd by Kale in the following round.

One week later, in 8chanmania XIII, Haydee had the debatable fortune of running into Rance of all the people. Needless to say, she lost.

Her last recorded appearance was in 8chanmania XVIII, where Rottytops knocked her out of the preliminaries.