Hisoka Morow

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Hisoka Morow
Hisoka Morow Image.png
The Magician
Birthday June 6th
From '
Height 6'1.5 (187cm)
Weight 200.2 lbs (91kg)

Debut Match
Hisoka Morow L
Pin
Shang Tsung
8chanmania LXIX
First Victory
Hisoka Morow
Bondrewd
W
Pin
9S
Haze
8chanmania XCVIII
First Championship

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Hisoka Morow is a villain-turned-supporting character from the manga and anime series Hunter X Hunter.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Despite of wearing the attire of a clown, Hisoka is not exactly someone who brings cheer and merriment to the crowd. This bona-fide sociopath lives solely for the fight, and more specifically, for the pleasure and entertainment he receives from fighting a strong opponent. When Morow spares a potential victim's life, it consequently is not so much because the clown is actually capable of feelings such as mercy, but mostly because he hopes said victim will grow to its full potential - and hence a worthy opponent for him.

Morow's bloodthirst and urge to fight powerful foes actually seems to be fed by a perverted sense of sexual delight he finds in the pain inflicted upon him. This sado-masochism makes the near-death encounters he undergoes in duels against sufficiently capable enemies a downright orgasmic experience for him. The theories as to whether blood isn't the only bodily fluid of his produced during such a match has and hopefully never will be proven.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Hisoka debuted in 8chanmania LXIX, where Shang Tsung reliably killed his boner.

This scenario repeated in 8chanmania LXXI, as Morow was done in by Mr. Do.

For 8chanmania LXXVI, the clown teamed up with the Magician from The House of the Dead. Here, too, he was thrown out during the first round - this time courtesy of Waluigi and Gru.

Morow's last chance in the ring came about during 8chanmania XCVIII, for which he teamed up with the equally deranged Bondrewd. Hisoka actually managed to earn his first victory when the two villains defeated Haze and 9S (after Haze severely misunderstood their lively interest in the android boy), but their combined edge was not nearly sharp enough to cut that of Madara Uchiha and Caim in the next round.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • In the manga, Hisoka finishes nearly all of his sentences with the ♥ or ♣ symbols.