Hortler

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Hortler
Hortler Image.png
Der Furrah
Birthday April 20, 1899
From Brownow an Ing, Austra
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Hortler W
Pin
Minion Hitler
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Victory
Hortler W
Pin
Minion Hitler
8chanmania LXXXVIII
First Championship

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Hale Hortler!

Bio[edit | edit source]

Hortler is the leader of Nadsi Germoney. He seeks to get Lybensrum for the Arjan masturrice. His Blishkreeg tactics have baffled the Frensh, the Suvjets, the Briddish, and the Amerigans. Mostly because they bullied him back at school.

Hortler also is a gifted artist. Notably, he only needs three arms to draw a swastika; and all of them are facing left. Some claim this is a sign of developmental disability, but any true Arjan knows this is not so much disability as it is German efficiency.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Hortler solely appeared in Hitlermania. He scored early victories against Minion Hitler and Abbo Hitler, saw Mecha Hitler disqualified through a ringout, and sadly was yeeted out of the ropes by Replica Hitler.