Hulk Hogan

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Hulk Hogan
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"Hollywood Hogan"
"Mr. America"
Birthday August 11, 1953
From George, United States of America
Height 6'5 (196cm)
Weight 295 lb (133.8kg)

Debut Match

8chanmania II
First Victory

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First Championship
Pin
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"What you gonna do, brother?"
— Hulk Hogan


Terry Eugene Bollea, better known under his stage name Hulk Hogan is an American professional wrestler and one of the most iconic icons in the wrestling world.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Born to a construction foreman and a dance teacher in 1953, Hulk's wrestling career was preceded by lively activity in both baseball (where he attracted talent scouts until an injury forced him to quit) and music (where he played bass guitar for several Florida-based bands). His fascination with wrestling started by the time he was sixteen, with him idolizing Dusty Rhodes and Superstar Billy Graham. His actual career took off more or less by accident - while playing with his band Ruckus, tag team wrestlers Jack and Gerald Brisco were impressed by his sheer stature. The brothers asked trainer Hiro Matsuda to make him a potential trainee, and before long, Hulk - then called The Super Destroyer found himself in the ring.

The rest of his career is too lengthy to be described here. Suffice it to say Hulk earned himself a five-time WWE world championship, five consecutive wins in WWE Royal Rumble Matches, and a six-time WCW championship, making him the record holder for the longest reign in company history. Leaving aside a forced retirement after a muckracker found a recording of him calling someone 'Nigger' in 2015, he still is up and about; even if his advanced age means he mostly keeps to the backstage for now.

Aside from the various movies and television shows he starred in, a last point of fame for Hulk is him putting the leg drop on gossip platform Gawker after the latter had published a sex tape including him and the estranged wife of radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge. The $31 million settlement Hulk eventually reached with Gawker was enough to break the latter's spine, and the images of Gawker owner Nick Denton profusely sweating bullets while drinking enough water to irrigate the Sahara was the source of great merriment.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Hulk Hogan may have debuted all the way back in 8chanmania I, but this isn't guaranteed.

He certainly fought in 8chanmania II, where he put the fear of god back into Varg Vikernes and sent Dante into the madhouse, only to have a most unpleasant encounter with Yuuka Kazami.

His next show was in 8chanmania XI, where he promptly was thrown in the garbage by The Trashman.

During 8chanmania XXIV, Hulk won his first match against fellow wrestling enthusiast Bret Hart, and then ate a KO at the unfailing fists of Teagan Almace.

He last was seen in 8chanmania XXIX, immediately coming face-to-face with no-one other than Randy Savage. Though he managed to defeat his old rival, missing documentation means nothing further is known.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

His sudden return in 8chanmania LX, was marked by mystery - not to the least because he had Majora's Mask stuck on his face. The possessed Hulk proceeded to wreck both Adol Christin and the Hornet 41 before Baba's meta-fuckery undid the course and freed him from Majora's influence.