Impact Brawler

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Impact Brawler
Impact Brawler Image.png
Therian Adventurer
Birthday '
From Etrian Odyssey V
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Impact Brawler L
Pin
Darksol
8chanmania LVII
First Victory
Impact Brawler W
KO
Lee (Yie Ar Kung Fu)
8chanmania LVIII
First Championship
Impact Brawler W
KO
Yuuka
8chanmania LVIII


"...You're a loser."
— Impact Brawler (to Robbie Rotten)

Bio[edit | edit source]

Impact Brawler is one of the most notoriously overpowered classes in Etrian Odyssey as a whole -- made even more so when applied to a Therian, a race of monsterboys/monstergirls (generally either dog-like or rabbit-like) who are a tad more on the primitive side. Fast, strong, yet unbelievably frail.

Most Etrian Odyssey adventurers are silent characters, as they're meant to be put to your imagination. However, in Etrian Odyssey V the party gets some short lines in some scenarios, and thus Impact Brawler is capable of talking. She's a cunt.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Oh no.

She has autism.

Her first match actually was with not-Ganon in 8chanmania LVII, which ended rather quickly in a pin for not-Ganon.

But it all changed the immediate next mania. There is no fun. Only crits. It got so bad to the point where Yuuka (in finals) got critted by one of Impact Brawler's submission moves, and thanks to its properties Yuuka was still standing. That didn't last long, however, because as soon as Yuuka pinned and later fell to the ground after a 2.9, she was out cold, thus securing this autistic monstergirl a belt, critically pinned to her waist, as she goes to punch the shit out of more poor F.O.E's. To put it straight, there was only one match she DIDN'T win with a crit. Just like a certain man who likes to shake hands.

Even during the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI, FOE... well, more like KO(E). One at least, which Impact Brawler landed against R-23. Alas, the crit machine got dismantled one round later at the hands of Kunio.

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