Kenshiro

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Kenshiro
Kenshiro Image.png
Birthday '
From Shura (erstwhile China)
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Kenshiro L
André the Giant
8chanmania II
First Victory
Kenshiro W
KO
Sister Repentia
8chanmania XXXII
First Championship

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"You are already dead."
— Kenshiro


Kenshiro is the protagonist of the Fist of the North Star manga and anime.

Bio[edit | edit source]

The adoptive son and student of the martial arts master Ryūken, Kenshiro managed to surive the 199X nuclear war that turned the world into a barren wasteland, and sought to find a new home for himself and his fiancee Yuria. This is made significantly more difficult when Kenshiro encounters Shin, an old rival from his days at the fighting school. Shin not only defeats Kenshiro and engraves the seven scars he would later be famed for onto his chest, but also abducts Yuria in the hopes of making her his wife.

Marked by his ordeal and loss, Kenshiro wanders the wasteland in a quest for vengeance and drastically reduces its population of thugs and other assorted villains. Despite of these killer instincts, he still is a real human being, and will shed the occasional tear when he is overwhelmed by the sheer scale of the shit the world has turned into.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Kenshiro debuted in 8chanmania II, where he was promptly sat on by André the Giant.

His first properly recorded appearance was in 8chanmania X, where he teamed up with Blöthar the Berserker. Team Berserk went exactly that on Dio Brando and Vanilla Ice, but could not quite avoid the metal slugs of Marco Rossi and Fiolina Germi.

The Fist of the North Star would quickly return for 8chanmania XXIX, where he fought against Tarma Roving. How the match played out has been lost to history.

Kenshiro likewise fought in 8chanmania XXXII, where he KO'd both Sister Repentia and the venerable General Sturnn. The fact that Teagan Almace somehow managed to defeat him in the quarter finals presumably is one of the main reasons for her popularity in the mania.

Fist of the Imperium[edit | edit source]

As Kenshiro progressed in the mania, he had inadvertently stomped many /tg/-oriented wrestlers in his attempts to get the belt. This had angered /tg/ greatly - so greatly ,in fact, that the Imperium of Man had created an entire branch of their government dedicated to killing Kenshiro, which was called the Officio Kenshiro (TNA came up with the name, blame that autist). In effect, this meant that /tg/ helds its own mania where it took carefully selected /tg/ wrestlers, buffed them up to 220 points, and then sent them out to kill a monstrously powerful 360 point Kenshiro. They had failed two times before finally defeating Kenshiro the third time with LIVII, and LIVII FUCKED him up bad. Seriously, that shit was brutal. Kenshiro probably had lots of trouble walking and seeing as well as shitting after the glorious beatdown that LIVII bestowed on him. /tg/ has ceased to bother Kenshiro after that whole affair was done, seemingly sated and proud with their revenge.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Kenshiro's sole appearance in Season 2 was during 8chanmania LVII, where he embarrassed himself by having Mileena kick him out of the preliminaries.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Kenshiro formed a tag team with Kazuma Kiryu during 8chanmania XCVIII, apparently at the Yakuza's request. Their first match against the Jackie Chan Tulpa and Chuck Norris would immediately turn into one of the hottest matches of the mania when Kenshiro ate a crit at the hands of the Tulpa; only for Kiryu to fight on and actually win the match through a submission hold against Chuck Norris anyway. Unfortunately, this trial by fire clearly weakened the fighter of Jastisu, and when it came to their next match against Hank Hill and Bobby Hill, Kiryu himself got knocked out only 48 seconds into the fight.

Kenshiro's last public fight was in 8chanmania C, where he fought against and lost to a pinfall of the Muscle Wizard.