Krog the Ogre King

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Krog the Ogre King
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Debut Match
Krog the Ogre King Pin
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Renne Bright
8chanmania LXIV
First Victory

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Krog the Ogre King is a character from the long-dead TCG Faeria.

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Back in the day, Krog had dream: He would become the king of all ogres. Unfortunately, said ogres rudely rejected his claim because he was still small. Krog immediately went off to rectify this error by eating everything (and everyone) he could find until he had accumulated enough mass to be deemed worthy of kingship. But even then, the other ogres just laughed at him.

So Krog threw the biggest goddamn party ever known to Ogredom; with plenty of food and drink for everyone involved. The rest of his tribe was quick to arrive and proudly hailed him as the king of Ogres for the entire duration of the event - only to promptly 'forget' about it once the booze ran out and they returned home to sleep of their stupor. Krog was, understandably, disappointed.

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Krog fought in 8chanmania LXIV, presumably hoping that winning the mania would certify his rank as a royal. Krog even brought a Peasant Bard with him to record his feats, and didn't seem to mind that he mostly stuck around because he were afraid of getting eaten by his would-be ruler.

Alas, the crown is a treacherous beast. While Krog genuinely tried to market himself as a benevolent dictator, Renne Bright did not entirely buy the high praises of his court poet. His fear over being perceived as a tyrant apparently forced him to hold back until Renne managed to make him tap out after a whopping fifteen minutes-match.