Kurt Wylde

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Kurt Wylde
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Debut Match
Kurt Wylde W
Pinfall
Zoom Gas Duo
8chanmania LXVIII
First Victory
Kurt Wylde W
Pinfall
Zoom Gas Duo
8chanmania LXVIII
First Championship

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"NOBODY BEATS KURT WYLDE"
— Kurt Wylde


"EVERYBODY BEATS KURT WYLDE"
— Literally everybody


Kurt Wylde is a racer from some Hotwheels flick.

In Hotwheels films[edit | edit source]

Mast you better write this shit I didn't get a real chance to watch the films when they happened

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Kurt Wylde made his mania debut in 8chanmania LXVIII where he showed stellar results. He beat out fellow racers Zoom Gas Duo and Takumi Fujiwara, but unfortunately lost a race against the latter before their fight began. He then went on to defeat Hawlucha and Ulala and made it to the finals. It seemed like Kurt would win the title and showing that nobody could possibly beat him, but unfortunately this was not the case as Not Important managed to pin him at exactly five minutes.

It goes beyond saying that Kurt was pissed by this, so he promptly came back for 8chanmania LXXIII. He defeated both Mr. Cobra and Sam Bridges, but apparently no-one had bothered to tell the SS13 Security Officer that nobody beats Kurt Wilde, so the former gave the latter a crushing KO twenty seconds into the match. Ouch.

Wylde teamed up with Brauggi for 8chanmania LXXVI and wasted no time when it came to jobbing against Luca Blight and Ugandan Knuckles. He infamously was put on ice following his defeat.

Thawed out for 8chanmania LXXXII, Kurt went on to punch Tito Dick right in the you-know-where, but could not stop Fred Rogers from putting a sweater on him.

In 8chanmania LXXXVII, the Kurt teamed up with the equally fast Resurrected Road Runner, and then got kicked out of the match in record time by JC Denton and Brauggi.

Wylde's last ride in the ring took place in 8chanmania XCVIII, in which he teamed up with a seemingly restored Captain Falcon R. To the surprise of no-one, the two speed freaks immediately jobbed and were thrown out of the tournament by Punished /v/ and /b/rotha.

8chanmania C[edit | edit source]

Following the restoration of R-23 into Captain R Falcon during 8chanmania C, Kurt immediately showed up and challenged the Replica to a race; claiming that he had been on a streak of bad luck and kept losing ever since he last met him. Wylde actually managed to win the race (by a mere fifth of a second), but even in his loss, Kurt's challenge had been the last nail in the coffin of R-23 and the last step in the full resurrection of Captain R Falcon.