Meat Boy

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Meat Boy
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Debut Match
Meat Boy L
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Rick Taylor
8chanmania XXII
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First Championship

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Meat Boy is the protagonist of the Meat Boy series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Meat Boy is a cube-shaped critter that was born with a curious lack of skin. How he actually survives in this state while in the ultimate state of being flayed alive is everyone's best guess, but constant loss of bodily fluids and the perpetual risk of infection don't seem to bother him. If only blood wasn't that slippery.

As it so happens, Meat Boy is in love with Bandage Girl. As it also so happens, Bandage Girl gets abducted by a mid-term abortion under the moniker of Dr. Fetus. Yes, this is an Edmund McMillen game. Anyway, Meat Boy's journey to get his girl back involves him running, jumping, and sliding through a plethora of levels that chiefly consist of sharp objects in general and buzz saws in particular.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Meat Boy debuted in 8chanmania XXII, where he had the misfortune of running straight into Jason Vorhees-lookalike and gore enthusiast Rick Taylor.