Mewtwo

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Mewtwo
Mewtwo Image.png
Birthday '
From Pokemon Mansion, Cinnabar Island
Height 6'07" (200 cm)
Weight 269 lbs. (122 kg)

Debut Match
Mewtwo L
KO
Swolecard
8chanmania XXVIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Mewtwo is a legendary Psychic-type Pokemon from the original Pokemon Red/Blue/.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Mewtwo is an artificial Pokemon: Originally born from a Mew mother, fanatical scientists kept messing with its genetic code (therefore turning it into a psychic monstrosity), and just kept poking it with sticks (therefore turning it into an angry psychic monstrosity). Forcing the foul-tempered thing into a painfully ugly Gundam costume finally broke the camel's back, so Mewtwo presumably broke theirs using its mind before reducing the lab it had been raised in to ruins.

Were things go from there depends on the format: In the original Pokemon games, Mewtwo patiently spent its time waiting in a cave until the player showed up and smacked his single-use masterball into its face. In the movie adaption, it instead throws a temper tantrum that involves it conjuring vast storm, it making Pikachu cry by briefly turning Ash into stone, and then turning back on its wicked ways after witnessing the powers of love(tm) and friendship(tm).

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Mewtwo debuted in the inter-board tournament of 8chanmania XXVIII, where it represented /poke/. Probably expecting an easy victory against what appeared to be the Fighting-type Swolecard, Swolecard actually being a Swole-type meant Mewtwo fell victim to an instant-KO move instead.

It's sole other appearance in 8chanmania LXXVIII ended as quickly as the first; with Mewtwo being shown who's new king of the poke jungle by Hydreigon.