Midna

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Midna
Midna Image.png
Shortstack
Birthday '
From Twilight Realm
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Weight '

Debut Match
Midna L
Pin
Cirno
8chanmania XXVII
First Victory
Imp Midna W
Pin
Lulu
8chanmania XXX
First Championship

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Midna is the co-protagonist from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Midna was the princess and ruler of the Twilight Realm until she was cursed and cast down from her throne by the megalomanical usurper Zant. Having lost her magical powers and now reduced to a small, imp-like form, she journeyed to Hyrule, and witnessed how one of the shadow beasts that used to be her own people dragged away a mysterious wolf. As the ancient legends of the Twili people detailed that their saviour would come in the form of a "divine animal", Midna goes after what turns out to be a transformed Link, and spends much of the rest of the game riding on his back while they try to stop Zant from taking over the rest of the world.

Aside from her integral role in the game itself, Midna's other (and perhaps primary) claim to fame is her perverting an entire generation of gamers into shortstack fetishists. To be fair, sexual tension between her and Link as she keeps teasing him is so goddamn thick you could cut it with a knife, and while we're not saying that she probably took the knot at one point or another, we're also not saying that she did not.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Midna's earliest known appearance was in 8chanmania XXVII. There, she met Cirno, disregarded her warning that she is the strongest, and paid the price.

Midna, also being known as shortstack incarnate, unsurprisingly signed up for 8chanmania XXX. Sadly, the only thing about her we know in regard to this event is that she defeated Ivy Valentine in the preliminaries and very nearly would have turned her into a makeshift mount after getting tired of a certain mongrel.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Her third appearance was in 8chanmania LXVIII, where she was kicked out of the preliminaries by Zero.

In 8chanmania LXXXII, Midna wasted to time to waste the emotionally handicapped Senran Kagura girl Hikage and likewise sent the draconoid bodybuilder Dragaux packing, yet somehow succumbed to the repeated bear hugs of Donkey Kong.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Midna attended 8chanmania XCVII. Then she got KO'd by Abby Anderson. End of story.