Ness

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Ness
Ness Image.png
Birthday Unknown (12/13 years old)
From Onett, Eagleland
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Ness
8chanmania XVI
First Victory
W
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First Championship

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"PK Fire!"
— Ness


Ness is the protagonist and main hero of Earthbound (also known as Mother 2).

Bio[edit | edit source]

Ness is a young boy who lives a quiet, unassuming life in Eagleland until a meteor crashes down near his hometown. As he investigates the fallen celestial object, the evil entity known as Giygas emerges from it and envelops the world with hatred; turning animals and people into malicious monsters. Ness thus begins a fantastic adventure that sees him making three new friends, traveling through time, and performing a highly invasive abortion without any prior consultation of medical experts.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Ness technically debuted in 8chanmania XVI, but nothing beyond him participating in the tournament is known.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

His first recorded fight occurred in the 90's-themed 8chanmania LII, where he battled and bested fellow Nintendo fan favorite Kirby. (You) kicked him out one round latter.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

The boy fared marginally better in 8chanmania LXIX; defeating both Nao and Spurdo Spärde before Kawase Umihara sent him back home.

While not directly participating in 8chanmania XCI, Ness served as the "prize" for the tournament in place of a traditional cash reward; causing great outrage in Default-Chan and violent fawning from the attending mothers. When the mania was ultimately won by Yeti Girl, she promptly handed him over to her daughter Yemmi to act as her first "boyfriend".

Presumably having clawed his way out of Yemmi's rib-crushing hug, Ness reappeared in 8chanmania XCIII; with Sans serving as his manager. He jobbed in his first match against Hank J. Wimbleton.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • It is a scientific fact that 90% of all self-declared Mother fans had no idea what the series was before Ness showed up in the original Super Smash Bros.
  • Default-Chan is wildly infatuated with Ness. The sight of any other female that either tries (or appears to try) to garner his attention sends her into a state of white-hot fury.