Ork Boy

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Ork Boy
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Debut Match
Ork Boy W
Pin
Oskar Behlmer
8chanmania LX
First Victory
Ork Boy W
Pin
Oskar Behlmer
8chanmania LX
First Championship

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The Ork Boy is the most numerous form of the Orkoid species from Warhammer 40.000.

Bio[edit | edit source]

The classical "Boy" forms the vast majority of every Ork Waaagh!. Equipped with a choppa (a type of axe, machete, or anything else sufficiently smashy), a slugga (the rough equivalent of a pistol) or alternatively a shoota (a crude automatic gun), Ork Boys generally lack anything remotely resembling common sense or tactical acumen, but simply rely on their superior numbers. In the best case, this allows them to overrun seemingly unassailable positions. In the worst case, they get shot in the face before they can harm anyone. For anything in between, they still get shot but keep charging anyway.

Essentially a biological weapon based on a fungus-animal hybrid that went wildly out of control after their makers went extinct, Ork Boyz are the second-lowest rank of the Orkoid species proper beyond the freshly-spawned "yoofs", but theoretically can grow all the way to a system-wrecking Waaaghboss so long as they get their steady supply of fights - and don't get killed somewhere in-between. That there are a lot more Boyz than there are Waaghbosses should handily showcase their chances of survival, but as Orkz literally do not understand anything except war, the overwhelming odds don't bother them in the slightest.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Ork Boy debuted in 8chanmania LX. Although initially being enraged by the linguistic mishap when Oskar Behlmer tried to use his ability of talking to plants on a fungus, he quickly grew fond of the human to the point of keeping him around as a "good-luck git" after krumping him. Then he got bullied by Jimmy Hopkins, and that was that.