Pastor Anderson

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Pastor Anderson
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Birthday July 24th, 1981
From United States of America
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Debut Match
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Nanako
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory
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Nanako
8chanmania XXXIV
First Championship

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Pastor Steven Anderson is an American priest and founder of the ultra-conservative New Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Movement.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Growing up in an independent baptist household, Steven Anderson's unshakable faith in God, Jesus Christ, and the scriptures soon saw him confronted with two intrinsic problems: Firstly, the Bible says being gay is not okay, and secondly, there were way too many faggots around. To a man who summarizes 'LGBT' as 'Let God Burn Them' ('LGBTQ' being 'Let God Burn them Quickly'), this was not tolerable.

Alas, we live in a rotten age. Not all of the flock accepted Pastor Anderson's undeniably powerful sermons, and some particularly filthy heathens even accused him of hate speech. This is completely nonsensical, of course - despite of claims to the contrary, Anderson would never shoot a homosexual. He merely upholds the constitutionally protected opinion that said homosexuals should ideally shoot themselves to put an immediate end to their sinful ways.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Pastor Anderson was nominated for the board-wide mania of 8chanmania XXXIV, where he represented /christian/. Nanako's insistence that she was not, in fact, trying to seduce him fell on flat ears, and he rightfully brought the whore of Babylon low. But even a man of conviction has his limits, and against the concentrated degeneracy of Hentai Woody, even the good shepherd was powerless.

After a few weeks of rodeo in the cowboy's sex dungeon, a thoroughly broken Pastor Anderson accompanied Hentai Woody for the tag-team 8chanmania XLIV. It was a poor mix-up to begin with, and didn't last long against the genocidal tendencies of Yuuka Kazami and Luca Blight.