Pizza Ya San

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Pzza Ya San
Pzza Ya San Image.png
"Pizza Shop Owner"
Birthday '
From Japan
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Pizza Ya San L
Pin
Rotom-Heat
8chanmania LXX
First Victory
Pzza Ya San
Miketama
Sub
W
Baba
Untitled Goose
8chanmania LXXVI
First Championship

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Pizza Ya San is the owner of the pizza shop from the eponymous Sven Co-op custom map.

Bio[edit | edit source]

He runs and owns the UBOA pizza shop. It's very serious business to him, to the point that he will send his employees through an active war zone to get the pizza delivered on time.

8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Pizza Ya San debuted in 8chanmania LXX. He tried to make several thousand pizzas that had been ordered over the span of the last few dozen manias by using Rotom-Heat, but neither it nor its trainer appreciated the move.

Still very much concerned about his pizzas, Pizza Ya San teamed up with Miketama for 8chanmania LXXVI to speed up their delivery. The two defeated Baba and Untitled Goose, made mincemeat out of Ganondorf and Exdeath, but could not kick the shiny metal ass of Mega Man X and Zero.

He would return for 8chanmania XCVII, and with a vengeance: Having given Marty McFly a proper blast from the past, Pizza Ya San went on to defeat Godzilla (and charge him for $15.95 pizza). It equaled a small miracle that he managed to safely bring his freight past the ever-voracious maw of Doc Louis, and while his initial attempt to simply shoot Abby Anderson for being in the way was foiled by the nanomachines in her system, he thought nothing of it and simply kicked her stiff rear in a more conventional fashion. The audience was already expecting to see the first Pizzamania, but Pizza Ya San ultimately was defeated by Teagan Almace in the finals.