Raku-chan

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Raku-chan
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Debut Match
Raku-chan L
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Lilly Satuo
8chanmania LXXIX
First Victory

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First Championship

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Raku-chan is the protagonist of Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Raku-chan is the best anime character to ever grace the vast depths of the internet. Blessed with an exceptionally well-written personality and a sweet, melodic voice resembling that of an actual cat being sodomized with a red-hot iron, her countless attempts to woo her love Hitoshi-san doubtlessly stand as one of the greatest acts of cinematic art within the 21st century.

As a "typical sexualized young anime girl", she flatly is just too 'kawaii', and could not possibly induce a strong urge for murder in anyone subjected to her presence. That a random squirrel she hugged and nearly suffocated between her breasts (which also inflate with every episode) promptly bit her and gave her rabies was pure coincidence.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Raku-chan debuted in 8chanmania LXXIX, where her concentrated cheerfulness drove the normally mild-mannered Lilly Satou so homicidally mad that she shoved an over-sized corndog down her throat just to make her shut up.

Her subsequent death by suffocation made the neko eligible for 8chanmania LXXXI. It was there that Celty Sturluson foolishly dislodged the corndog from Raku-chan's mouth, immediately regretted her action, and rammed it right back in after defeating her.