Salazzle

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Salazzle
Salazzle Image.png
Toxic Lizard Pokémon
Birthday '
From '
Height 3'11" (120 cm)
Weight 48.9 lbs (22 kg)
Manager Kyu

Debut Match
Salazzle L
Pin
Lopunny
8chanmania LIV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Salazzle is a Poison/Fire-type Pokémon, first debuting in Pokémon Sun & Moon.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Salazzle is a curious critter. It's an all-female species, since only the female specimen of its base form Salandit actually get to evolve. Even more curiously, Salazzle is capable of emitting toxic gas loaded with pheromones. It uses these pheromones to establish itself as the dommy-mommy over an entire harem of male Salandits in its underground lair.

Once installed as the matriarch of a colony, Salazzle's fetish fumes ensure the males of her pack will willingly provide it with food. It is a temperamental queen, and should any of its simp-servants fail to provide sufficient or adequate food, Salazzle will mercilessly bitch-slap it. No, seriously. Gotta have to work for that PG-E rating.

Coupled with its vaguely anthropomorphic outline while standing upright, it goes beyond saying that the release of this Pokémon immediately led to torrential floods of porn about it. Some people say GameFreak didn't know what it was doing. Significantly more people say GameFreak knew exactly what it was doing.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Salazzle fought in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV; with Kyu serving as its trainer. It started the tournament in a fight against the Lopunny of Marquis de Sade, which ended in absolute disaster because its usual tactics (i.e. sexual domination) didn't work on someone who had the goddamn Marquis de Sade as its so-called trainer.