Son Goku

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Son Goku
Son Goku Image.png
Kakarrot
Birthday '
From Planet Namek/Earth
Height 5'9" (175 cm)
Weight 137 lbs (62 kg)

Debut Match
Son Goku L
Pin
Ansem
8chanmania XLIX
First Victory

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First Championship

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Son Goku is the main protagonist of the Dragon Ball series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Son Goku basically is the Japanese equivalent of Superman - in the sense that he actually is an alien, was born on a foreign planet, and was violently yeeted towards Earth as said home planet was about to go down the toilet. His younger self was initially Grandpa Gohan, but following an unhappy incident involving a giant monkey, Goku spends the rest of his formative years under the tutelage of panty privateer supreme Master Roshi.

The rest of his story spans across multiple sagas and thirty years, neither of which can or should be shrinked into a two-paragraph article. Suffice it to say that Son Goku usually stays true to his original routine of a) finding a new villain, b) very nearly or actually getting curb-stomped by said villain, and then c) proceeds to curb-stomps the villain himself after unlocking yet another hidden technique and/or hair color.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Son Goku fought in 8chanmania XLIX, where he got pinned (because what else would it be?) by Ansem.