Spawn

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Spawn
Spawn Image.png
Hellspawn
Birthday '
From Detroit, United States of America
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Spawn W
Nailkaiser
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory
Spawn W
Nailkaiser
8chanmania XXXIV
First Championship

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Albert Francis "Al" Simmons, better known under his moniker Spawn, is the titular (anti-hero) of the Spawn series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Once a highly-decorated veteran of the US Marine Corps, Simmons' later worked for the alphabet soup U.S. Security Group, and was permanently retired after his superiors got annoyed over his growing sense of morals. Simmons went straight to hell, where his desire to see his wife for one last time made him sign a deal with the devil (or at least his buddy, Malebolgia). And technically speaking, he was sent back to earth.

Problem One: He's five years late, and got cucked because his wife is now married and has a child with another man. Problem Two: Malebolgia still has a claim on his soul, and he'll go straight back to hell if he dies. Problem Three: The sweet Necroplasm juice which keeps him alive is very much finite, and depletes every time he pulls off overly fancy superhero bullshit.

Long story short, Spawn would be perfectly content to eke out a dreary existence among the homeless of Detroit, but the combined powers of heaven and hell both insist on throwing him situations where he has to play the hero anyway. His only saving grace (compared to blokes like Batman) is that Spawn can very much kill the baddies if he wants to.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Spawn fought in the inter-board war of 8chanmania XXXIV, where he represented /co/. His experience when it comes to dealing with sexual deviants proved priceless when he undid Nailkaiser, but all the powers of hell are useless against the cake-devouring abomination that was Mark.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Spawn leaving Hell for a Detroit is one of those jokes you only get later.