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Spongebob Squarepants
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"KAH-RAH-TAY!"
Birthday 7/14/1986
From Bikini Bottom, Marshall Islands
Height 4"
Weight 1oz.
Manager Eugene Krabs

Debut Match
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8chanmania:Season 1
First Victory

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First Championship

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"I'm ready!"
— Spongebob


Spongebob Squarepants is the titular protagonist from the show of the same name.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Spongebob is an anthropomorphical sea sponge (specifically Aplysina fistularis) who lives in a hollowed-out pineapple at the bottom of the sea (specfically Bikini Bottom). When he is not busy working as a fry cook in Eugene Krabs Krusty Krab or causing class-five disasters during his driving lessons, the happy-go-lucky sponge spends most of his time having fun with his friends - the differently intelligent Patrick Star or the subnautic squirrel Sandy Cheeks.

Especially his friendship with the latter means Spongebob actually is a quite capable fighter, and as Dwarf Fortress players always knew, sponges can be lethal enemies once they enter close combat.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Spongebob debuted at some point during the first season of 8chanmania, but the where, when, and why have been utterly lost to history.

His first recorded match was during 8chanmania XLV, where Squarepants got his pants squard (but mostly ripped) by the villainous Dingle Kringle.

For 8chanmania LIII, Spongebob formed a tag team with the enigmatic Candyman. The two cartoon clowns stopped the evil experiments of Bondrewd and Dr Robotnik, but were no match for the mystical wrestling powers of Los Tiburon and Vivec.