TF2 Pyro

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TF2 Pyro
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Debut Match
TF2 Pyro W
Pin
Bernkastel
8chanmania XC
First Victory
TF2 Pyro W
Pin
Bernkastel
8chanmania XC
First Championship

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The Pyro is one of the playable classes from Team Fortress 2.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Clad in a heavy, asbestos-laced suit and perpetually muffled by a full-face gas mask, this perfectly pyromaniac lunatic makes liberal use of a custom-built flamethrower to cause a drastic increase in the ambient temperature of the battlefield. To be fair, he does not do it out of malicious intent - the Pyro enjoys a grasp on reality that is slightly different when compared to that of regular (and/or mentally sound) people; so where your average Joe picks up screams and the smell of burned flesh, the Pyro instead sees rainbows, soap bubbles, and happily giggling toddlers.

Aside from his eponymous pyromania and stark insanity, the Pyro largely remain an enigma. Its unintelligible ramblings betray no accent that could point towards a certain nationality, and even the Pyro's gender has remained an object of pure speculation.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Pyro debuted in 8chanmania XC. It won a tough first round against the witch Bernkastel (and set fire to her panties while she was bickering with her manager Lambdadelta), yet fared less well against the constant rhetorical questions of Max Payne.