Ted Kaczynski

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Ted Kaczynski
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Unabomber
Birthday May 22nd, 1942
From Chicago, USA
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Debut Match
Ted Kaczynski Pin
L
Garfielf
8chanmania LVIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski was a man who did absolutely nothing wrong.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Born to a pair of Polish-American parents, a young Kaczynski was certified with an IQ of 167 and quickly established himself as a prodigy in the field of mathematics. He probably could have become a new Gödel (which, seeing how the latter ended up, might be a bit of a poor example), but then he got caught in a psychological 'experiment' of a former CIA glowie.

Feeling deeply disillusioned with modern society and the increasing control of technology upon its life, Kaczynski retreated to rural Montana and pursued a life without electricity or flowing water. Unfortunately, the same society he tried to escape from just wouldn't leave him alone, so by 1987, he started mailing a couple of bombs to a couple of people who may or may not have had anything to do with it.

He published his grievances in an essay just in time to get arrested in 1996, and spent the rest of his time serving eight life sentences in prison. Kaczynski died on June 10th, 2023.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Ted Kaczynski fought in 8chanmania LVIII. His appearance in the mania was darkly ironic, given that his abduction by a malevolent machine was precisely what he had tried to warn people about. For better or worse, he immediately was kicked out of the tournament by Garfielf.