Travis Touchdown

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Travis Touchdown
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Birthday '
From Santa Destroy, California
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Debut Match
Travis Touchdown L
Pin
Cate Archer
8chanmania XLVII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Travis Touchdown is the main protagonist of the No More Heroes series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Travis originally was a life specimen of the traditional NEET - not employed, not in education, and not in training. Alas, the money he needs to expand his collection of video games and anime merchandise does not exactly grow on trees, and even less so after Travis spends his last funds on to buy a weaboo lightsaber on the copyright-safe equivalent of Ebay(tm).

Fortunately, Travis is approached by a mysterious blonde lady, who offers him a nice payday in exchange for murdering some shonen emo punk colloquially known as The Drifter. As Travis soon learns, said drifter actually was a high-ranking animal in the United Assassins Association. On the bad side, this means there are awfully many people who might wish to pull the same stunt he did. On the plus side, he can earn an awful lot of dosh by killing them before they do.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Travis Touchdown fought in 8chanmania XLVII. His attempt to assassinate Cate Archer went poorly, but seeing how he was a professional, Miss Archer used very convincing arguments (aside from very nearly dislocating his shoulder) in order to recruit him for her 'band of merry men'. The group eventually became a major headache for GLaDOS in the closing weeks of the second season.