Wario

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Wario
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Debut Match
Wario L
Kirby
8chanmania IV
First Victory
Wario W
Pinfall
Segata Sanshiro
8chanmania LV
First Championship

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Wario is a character from Nintendo's Mario series. Originally an end boss for Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, he proved popular enough to receive several of his own games in the form of Wario Land, Wario Warez, as well as making appearances in Warios other titles.

In Reality[edit | edit source]

Mario saves the Mushroom Kingdom to save the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario never plans to save anyone at all, but somehow ends up doing it anyway while beating the shit out of people and relieving them of their monetary assets. He likes himself, coins, and garlic (in this order), and will often go to excessive lengths in order to acquire more of the second and third items - the first naturally being so perfect that there could not possibly be more than one.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Wario likely debuted in 8chanmania IV, where he was quickly thrown out of the preliminaries by Kirby.

For 8chanmania X, Wario teamed up with Princess Daisy. The poor chemistry between was painfully apparent when they immediately were booted by Mario and Luigi.

He notably teamed up with Waluigi to fight in 8chanmania XX. The cackling couple defeated Risky Boots and the Love Monster, threw a gear into the spanners of Dr Robotnik and Metal Sonic, and showcased how to be a true gangster by eliminating Masahiro Chono and Ryuji Goda. Their trickery was only tackled by Clown and Chen.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Wario's first recorded appearance was in 8chanmania LV. He helpfully reminded Segata Sanshiro why Sega isn't producing consoles anymore, but all of his garlic breath did not suffice to beat the onion armor of Siegmeyer.

Another attempt was made during 8chanmania LIX, but proved to be spectacular failure after Wario tried and failed to steal the mystic gemstone from Roy & Alma.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Attracted by the generous prize money promised by Banzai Inc., Wario attended 8chanmania LXXXII, and offered a promising first match when he made Meowth tap out. Unfortunately, he did not manage to get his ass back into the ring before a ringout disqualified him in the following match against Fargus.

He also was one of the eight potential investors for BANZAI Inc. that participated in the all-out pre-show match prior to 8chanmania LXXXIII. His enormous backside was the third in line to be kicked out.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Wario may or may not be stalked by the Lolice after Gene Yuss informed her that his golfing colleague was pulling tricks with his tax returns.