Wii Fit Trainer

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Wii Fit Trainer
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Debut Match
Wii Fit Trainer W
Sub
Captain Commando
8chanmania XXXIX
First Victory
Wii Fit Trainer W
Sub
Captain Commando
8chanmania XXXIX
First Championship

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The Wii Fit Trainer is a character from the Wii Fit series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Unlike its competitors in the form of Sony and Microsoft, Nintendo's key recipe to success often came in the form of highly innovative, if unconventional ideas. The design of the Wii itself and its motion-tracking controller stood testament to this, as did the fact that someone bloke form marketing thought: 'Hey, why don't we expand our audience to include the thirty-something sweatpant soccer moms that customarily haunt all the yoga classes?"

This random thought ended up leading to the creation of Wii Fit, and its two on-screen instructors. Proverbially shining with a whiteness that made the entire state of Argentina look as if it was part of Sub-Saharan Africa, this infernal duo solely exists to verbally abuse the players as they put them through a draconian regimen of physical exercise. You better believe they won't stop until you feel that burn.

Still, Wii Fit's attachment with a relatively niche audience meant it was stuck with exactly that - a niche audience. This changed quite dramatically when they became playable fighters in Super Smash' Bros, and promptly received the complimentary flood of R34 artwork. Well, the female trainer that is. Most people don't even know the male trainer does exist.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The (female) Wii Fit Trainer fought in 8chanmania XXXIX. She rejected Captain Commando's attempts to arrest her, but was bullied out of the ring by I.M. Meen one round later.

While not entering the ring herself, the trainer later as the manager of Dragaux during 8chanmania LXXII.