Wololo Monk

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Wololo Monk
Wololo Monk Image.png
Aieou
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Debut Match
Wololo Monk
Yuri
L
8chanmania X
First Victory
Wololo Monk W
Sub
Evil King Stan
8chanmania XL
First Championship

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The Wololo Monk is a glorified meme based on the Priest unit of Age of Empires 1.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Within the game, priests served two purposes: For one, they could heal the player's own units. For another, they could convert enemy units (and potentially buildings), causing them to take on the player's team color. Their incessant chanting of "Wololo" and "Aieouou" has since etched itself into the minds of an entire generation of gamers, and still is capable of triggering an immediate fight or flight response as the panicking player drops whatever he was doing beforehand and tries to kill the converting priest(s) before he loses a unit and the enemy gains one.

Time-honored methods of dealing with priests included siccing cavalry after them or shooting them with archers. Time-honored methods of trolling other players with priests include playing as Egyptians and abusing the insane 16-tile conversion range of their fully upgraded monks (for reference: The best, fully-upgraded Heavy Catapults have an attack range of 15 tiles, while fully-upgraded Minoan composite bowmen had one of 12 tiles).

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

The Wololo Monk debuted at some point during the first season of 8chanmania. A likely candidate is 8chanmania X, where he teamed up with fellow mind control fetishist Yuri. Sadly for them, Guan Yu and Shao Khan proved highly resilient against conversion.

He formed another tag team with a Petard during 8chanmania XX, where he soundly was defeated by the Nord Huscarl and the Sarranid Mamluke from Mount & Blade.

The priest next appeared in 8chanmania XXVI, where his dreams of forming a cult were quickly ended by NiGHTS.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

In 8chanmania XL, the Monk's initial victory against Evil King Stan was quickly offset by Rare Akuma.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

The Wololo Monk served as the manager of the Spanish Villager in 8chanmania LXXXVIII.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The Macedonians were the only civilization in the game that could not train priests.