8chanmania Audience Member
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- " >TAPPED.COM "
- — (You) after being defeated by submission like a bitch
- — (You) after being defeated by submission like a bitch
The amalgamation of every single person in the 8chanmania audience at any given moment, (You) look like DSP if he put on a wife beater and ruined shorts.
Despite what it may seem, (You) wear those shorts in order to ventilate your asshole at any given moment a pang of asshurt may strike it.
For whatever reason, (You) are a submission expert. I'm not sure what the correlation is.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
God help (You) and (You)r autism.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
(You) first debuted in 8chanmania L, taking out Apustaja, Miriam Godwinson, and even ended up stealing Brauggi's belt with submission tactics. It was only Hatsune Miku who would eventually give (You) a taste of (You)r own medicine with a submission.
(You) managed to win 90s Mania Thanks to Hotaru pushing a button. Congrats.
Somehow affixing the belt to (You)r gargantuan waist, (You) entered the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI and promptly KO'd Buane. Then Ansem somehow managed to pin (You), because of course he did.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
(You) did not participate in 8chanmania LXXX, but (You) got (You)r ass killed anyway when Corona-chan spread her love among the audience following her victory in the after-show match.
(You) wasted no time to bring your zombified ass (bared as it still is) to the Undead-themed 8chanmania LXXXI. (You) went off to a good start by defeating the Grim Reaper himself, proved too ugly for Ted to handle, sent Captain Qwark back into the urn, and somehow were faster than Kadeem. By razing La Raza of Eddie Guerrero, (You) subsequently went on to win a second belt, although whether or how (You) could actually put it on is everyone's best guess.
For the grand finals of 8chanmania XCIX, you beat the crap out of some long-haired edgelord (and introduced him to Corona-chan), but then got (You)r fat ass kicked by Piro Il Grezzo in the next round.
To the surprise of absolutely no-one, (You) went back to assorted imageboards to bitch about video games (You) never played.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Apparently (You)r thighs are so thick, they cannot be contained by mortal shorts. Thus, (You) fight with shorts that only cover (You)r front half, and (You)r ass.
- In all seriousness though, this guy is based off one of the miscellaneous members of the background audience in-game. The reason why his shorts are broken is probably because you never see the back of his shorts in-game. Lore-wise, he seems to be a hivemind of every autist polluting the chat at a given moment, often constantly switching personalities (between a maniac or an AI lover) and waifus (He actually liked Deffy at one point).
Gallery[edit | edit source]
(You) posing for a promo shot
(You) deserved it.
(You) in bad health and with another belt.
