8chanmania LXVI
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"The Second Grand Finale" Edition | |||||||
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8chanmania LXVI was the 33rd and final mania of 8chanmania:Season 2. It was the 66nd mania overall. This mania featured every belt winner of the second season of 8chanmania.
Roster[edit | edit source]
- Bury Pink Girl - /s4s/ OC
- NES Jason Vorhees - Friday the 13th
- Madara Uchiha - Naruto
- Mr.Shake Hands Man - Banzai TV
- Teagan Almace - Uncommon Time
- Cirno - Touhou Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
- Sans - Undertale
- Wailord - Pokemon
- Roman Reigns - Professional Wrestler
- Jack Skellington - The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Lamaj and Erioioire - LoL Angegna Polilop Departraped
- Plum - Mario Golf
- Captain Falcon R - F.E.A.R.
- John Doe - Shell-shocked Veteran
- BanchoLeomon - Digimon
- Ansem - Kingdom Hearts
- Line-Block - Tetris
- Rita Ciano - /ita/ mascot
- 8chanmania Audience Member - (You)
- Buane - Dancing Skeleton
- Machamp - Pokémon Red and Green
- JC Denton - Deus Ex
- Dr. Morbis - The Cheetahmen
- Solaire of Astora - Dark Souls
- Impact Brawler - Etrian Odyssey
- Kunio - Kunio-kun
- Doomguy - DOOM
- Yuuka Kazami - Touhou Gensoukyu ~ Lotus Land Story
- Nothing - It's fucking nothing
- White Mage - Final Fantasy
- Brauggi - Quest for Glory
- Muscle Wizard - Generic RPG
Preshow Match[edit | edit source]
- King Harkinian vs Darksol - Cage Match. Darksol wins by being the first to climb out of the cage.
Bracket[edit | edit source]
Preliminaries | Best of Sixteen | Quarter Finals | Semi Finals | Finals | ||||||||||||||
Bury Pink Girl | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Yuuka Kazami | W | |||||||||||||||||
Yuuka Kazami | W | |||||||||||||||||
Dr. Morbis | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Machamp | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Dr. Morbis | W | |||||||||||||||||
Yuuka Kazami | W | |||||||||||||||||
Plum | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Jack Skellington | W | |||||||||||||||||
NES Jason Vorhees | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Jack Skellington | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Plum | W | |||||||||||||||||
Cirno | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Plum | W | |||||||||||||||||
Yuuka Kazami | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kunio | P | |||||||||||||||||
Impact Brawler | W | |||||||||||||||||
R-23 | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Impact Brawler | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Kunio | W | |||||||||||||||||
BanchoLeomon | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Kunio | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kunio | W | |||||||||||||||||
Teagan Almace | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Doomguy | W | |||||||||||||||||
Sans | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Doomguy | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Teagan Almace | W | |||||||||||||||||
Solaire of Astora | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Teagan Almace | W | |||||||||||||||||
Yuuka Kazami | W | |||||||||||||||||
[[Muscle Wizard]] | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
8chanmania Audience Member | W | |||||||||||||||||
Buane | KO | |||||||||||||||||
8chanmania Audience Member | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Ansem | W | |||||||||||||||||
Ansem | W | |||||||||||||||||
Madara Uchiha | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Ansem | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Line-Block | W | |||||||||||||||||
Mr. Shake Hands Man | W | |||||||||||||||||
Roman Reigns | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Mr. Shake Hands Man | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Line-Block | W | |||||||||||||||||
Nothing | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Line-Block | W | |||||||||||||||||
Line-Block | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
[[Muscle Wizard]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
[[Lamaj & Erioiore]] | KO | |||||||||||||||||
John Doe | W | |||||||||||||||||
John Doe | W | |||||||||||||||||
White Mage | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Rita Ciano | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
White Mage | W | |||||||||||||||||
John Doe | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
[[Muscle Wizard]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
Brauggi | W | |||||||||||||||||
[[Wailord]] | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Brauggi | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
[[Muscle Wizard]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
[[Muscle Wizard]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
JC Denton | KO | |||||||||||||||||
An Apocalypse in Green[edit | edit source]
While the remaining wrestlers fought out the last few matches during the semi-finals, GLaDOS and SHODAN made clear their intention of taking back the Aperture Science Physical Testing Facility by teaming up and booting out Hatsune Miku. The latter vainly tried to maintain control over the facility, but as Yuuka Kazami stood triumphant following her victory in the finals, the vocaloid realized that it could not hold back the other two AIs and subsequently sacrificed herself to free the wrestlers from a fate of continued testing at the hands of her 'colleagues'.
Yuuka took the belt of the grand champion. With no-one left to stop her, the youkai initially planned to turn the facility into a gigantic slaughterhouse by sealing all of its exits; creating a paradise for her genocidal fantasies. She quickly rescinded this plan, however, and instead voiced her desire to take control of the facility in order to turn it into a large garden.
Alas, she had not accounted for the incredibly poor accounting of Default-Chan. Having gone well beyond the budget to the point that the resulting debts had reached astronomical levels, Deffy had brought 8chanmania and its new grand champion to the attention of the singular most terrifying force the United States of America could muster: The IRS.
Render Unto Ceasar What is Ceasar's[edit | edit source]
Yuuka, coming from a world where barter trade and palace economy still reigned supreme, did not entirely understand what was going on as three (!) IRS agents crashed in through the windows from unmarked government helicopters. She nonetheless tried to put up a fight, leading to:
- Yuuka Kazami vs. Agent I and Agent R and Agent S
As the old saying goes: Only two things are certain - death and taxes. Yuuka lost the match and, being the apparent owner of the mania, immediately was arrested for tax fraud.
Under New Management[edit | edit source]
But just as all things where on their handbasket to hell, Mr. Shake Hands Man showed up, ready to give the IRS agents a deal they couldn't refuse. His own Banzai TV would buy up 8chanmania and take care of all its outstanding debts. Against all odds, the mania had been saved.
Or had it? Find out next time, at 8chanmania:Season 3!
TL/DR[edit | edit source]
TL/DR:
- GLaDOS and SHODAN teamed up to wrestle control over the ring back from Hatsune Miku. Bereft of other options, Miku sacrificed herself to block the two other AIs.
- Following her final win, Yuuka planned to turn the the facility into a large garden.
- Due to slightly excessive budget expenditures and the resulting debt, 8chanmania and its facility instead was repossessed by the IRS
- In a post-mania match, Yuuka fought 3 members of the IRS... and lost.
- The mania was subsequently bought up by Banzai TV, as Mr. Shake Hands Man forced the IRS agents to honor the deal with a handshake.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Custody of Ugandan Knuckles changed hands - from Dr. Morbis, to Yuuka, to Yuuka in prison.
- Due to a fuckup, the semi-finals were rerun. Yuuka and Muscle Wizard won again.