8chanmania LXXXIX
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8chanmania LXXXIX was the 23rd Mania of 8chanmania: Season 3, and the 89th overall. It was a non-themed Mania.
After it was discovered that a malfunctioning mod raped the CPU of the first wrestler in every match whenever the pause function was employed, the quarterfinals of this mania were repeated to restore a semblance of fair play and authenticity to the matches. In other words, TNA and the game fucked up so they used the timewarp for the second time.
Roster[edit | edit source]
- G-Man - Half-Life
- 9S - Nier: Automata
- Martin Tweed - Journey to the Savage Planet
- TF2 Soldier - Team Fortress 2
- Animal Mother with Joker manager - Full Metal Jacket
- Lost Kamikaze - DOOM/Serious Sam: the First Encounter (Mania original)
- Corona-chan with Ebola-chan manager - Real life diseases
- Leon Kennedy - Resident Evil 2
- Bob C. Leaner - Serial Cleaner
- Gilgamesh - Final Fantasy V
- A Rotom-Oven with Adolf Hitler as trainer - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl
- Nemesis - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
- Max Stirner - Leftist maymays
- Haze - Anonymous Agony
- Sly Marbo - Warhammer 40,000
- Raidou Kuzunoha XIV - Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army
- Rion Steiner with Lilla Pascalle manager - Galerians
- Rorolina Frixell - Atelier Rorona
- Kenji Setou - Katawa Shoujo
- Kinnikuman - Kinnikuman
- A Boss Galaga - Galaga
- Zara with Cirno and Remeer managers - Zara the Fastest Fairy/Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil/Brain Lord
- The Amazon - NES Pro Wrestling
- A Jynx with Fullderp Champ trainer
- Q with Donald Trump manager - Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike/1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
- Luca Blight - Suikoden II
- Bad Ninja - Ultimate Showdown
- Kunio (Minus Norting) - Kunio-kun
- Sinistar - Sinistar
- Spazz Maticus - Heroes of Might and Magic IV: Winds of War
- Bowser - Super Mario Bros.
- Lil' Vi - Mania
Bracket[edit | edit source]
Preliminaries | Best of Sixteen | Quarter Finals | Semi Finals | Finals | ||||||||||||||
Martin Tweed | W | |||||||||||||||||
G-Man | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Martin Tweed | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Animal Mother | W | |||||||||||||||||
Animal Mother | W | |||||||||||||||||
TF2 Soldier | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Animal Mother | W | |||||||||||||||||
Zara | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Leon Kennedy | W | |||||||||||||||||
Corona-chan | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Leon Kennedy | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Zara | W | |||||||||||||||||
Zara | W | |||||||||||||||||
Bob C. Leaner | KO (Weapon) | |||||||||||||||||
Animal Mother | W | |||||||||||||||||
Nemesis | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Max Stirner | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Nemesis | W | |||||||||||||||||
Nemesis | W | |||||||||||||||||
Lost Kamikaze | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Sly Marbo | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Lost Kamikaze | W | |||||||||||||||||
Nemesis | W | |||||||||||||||||
Raidou Kuzunoha XIV | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Raidou Kuzunoha XIV | W | |||||||||||||||||
Spazz Maticus | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Raidou Kuzunoha XIV | W | |||||||||||||||||
Rion Steiner | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Rion Steiner | W | |||||||||||||||||
Sinistar | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Animal Mother | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Lil' Vi | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kenji Setou | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Haze | W | |||||||||||||||||
Haze | W | |||||||||||||||||
Rotom-Heat | Chair'd | |||||||||||||||||
Rotom-Heat | W | |||||||||||||||||
Jynx | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Haze | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
9S | Win | |||||||||||||||||
9S | W | |||||||||||||||||
Gilgamesh (FFV) | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
9S | W | |||||||||||||||||
The Amazon | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
The Amazon | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kinnikuman | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
9S | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Lil' Vi | W | |||||||||||||||||
Luca Blight | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kunio | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Luca Blight | W | |||||||||||||||||
Q | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Q | W | |||||||||||||||||
Bad Ninja | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Luca Blight | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Lil' Vi | W | |||||||||||||||||
Galaga | W | |||||||||||||||||
Bowser | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Galaga | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Lil' Vi | W | |||||||||||||||||
Rorolina Frixell | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Lil' Vi | W | |||||||||||||||||
Aftershow Match: Burgers & Freedom VS the Chinese Cough[edit | edit source]
TL/DR: TF2 Soldier VS Comrade Skeleton - Comrade Skeleton wins via Pinfall, and there was much coughing.
After his death from Corona after he lost his match against Animal Mother, the TF2 Soldier finally found peace in the tranquility of the afterlife.
Or would have, at least, if he wouldn't have been greeted by his long-dead, worst enemy: Steve the Communist Skeleton!
The latter revealed that Corona had been developed and unleashed by the Chinese communist party to destroy freedom, democracy, and burgers. Soldier fought like a lion to protect the American way of life, but since his soul still bore the lingering touch of Corona-chan, Comrade Skeleton shorted his five-year-plan to zero years.