8chanmania XCV

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8chanmania XCV
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Start Date June 21st, 2020
End Date June 27th, 2020
Champion Gundam Rose
Preceded By: Followed By:
8chanmania XCIV 8chanmania XCVI


8chanmania XCV was the 29th mania of 8chanmania:Season 3 and the 95th mania in total. It was a pure vanilla mania with no special theme attached to it.

It was delayed for a week for unspecified reasons. Due to a one-hour delay caused by technical issues (lol Twitch) and the sheer length of the mania, 8chanmania XCV was halted after the preliminaries had been fought out and then resumed on Saturday, June 27th.

Roster[edit | edit source]

Bracket[edit | edit source]

Preliminaries   Best of Sixteen   Quarter Finals   Semi Finals   Finals
                                   
                       
Tom Nook W
Daroach Pin  
Tom Nook Pin
  Winter Alto W  
Moonman Pin
 
Winter Alto W  
Winter Alto W
  Banzai Man Pin  
Van Darkholme Pin
 
Banzai Man W  
Banzai Man W
  Roxas Pin  
Ringo Ishikawa Pin
 
Roxas W  
Winter Alto Pin
  SS13 Janitor W  
Robbie Rotten Pin
 
SS13 Janitor W  
SS13 Janitor W
  Markus Kruber Pin  
Tetsuo Shima Pin
 
Markus Kruber W  
SS13 Janitor W
  Isaac Clarke Pin  
Reyn Sub
 
Isaac Clarke W  
Isaac Clarke W
  Chris Redfield Pin  
Chris Redfield W
 
Otacon Pin  
SS13 Janitor Pin
  Gundam Rose W
Guybrush Threepwood W
 
Hat Kid Pin  
Guybrush Threepwood Chair'd
  King Harkinian W  
Neo-Dio Pin
 
King Harkinian W  
King Harkinian Sub
  Madara Uchiha W  
Madara Uchiha W
 
Yari Ashigaru Pin  
Madara Uchiha W
  The Kid Pin  
The Kid W
 
Rash Pin  
Madara Uchiha Pin
  Gundam Rose W  
Yellow Devil W
 
Kinky Sub  
Yellow Devil Pin
  Gundam Rose W  
Gundam Rose W
 
Brauggi Pin  
Gundam Rose W
  Clown Pin  
Kazuma Kiryu W
 
Dick Gumshoe KO  
Kazuma Kiryu Pin
  Clown W  
Clown W
 
Darth Vader Pin  



Mid-Match Fight[edit | edit source]

Cirno vs Utsuho - Utsuho wins via pin

The Lore: Now Extra-Lengthy[edit | edit source]

Following the events of last week, Teagan Almace, accompanied by Default-Chan and Violet, visited Lil' Vi in her super-secret production room. There, they learned that Kunio and Ansem fought it out before a gigantic, hermetically sealed door - the door to the legendary Wrestle Gear as it turns out.
Following some mild begging and looud PROOO'ing, Violet shared the sophisticated secret codephrase ("Password 123") with them, but Teagan, quite baffled at such difficult a phrase, promptly shouted it out aloud - and thus set all other actors in the mania racing towards the locked door.

On their way towards the Wrestle Gear, the trio had to pass through the mania's locker room. The latter was currently occupied by Aniki, who would only allow the group to pass if they correctly answered what one was bound to say in the face of danger and adversity. As Default-Chan replied with a healthy "ASS WE CAN!", he willingly made room and even gave them an angel feather.

Having realized they lost their keys to the deeper bowels of the mania, the group returned to the control room in search of the former. Aside from the keys, they also found anything ranging from a bottle of vodka, an old Mania shirt of Deffy, the old "Caramel Dansen" button of Season 1.

On their way through a stairhouse, the group ran into Cate Archer. The latter was strictly opposed to Teagan's plans to let FOXHOUND acquire the Wrestlegear for the betterment of humanity as UNITY planned. She still was willing to let them pass so long as they managed to solve a "simple" riddle, but Default-Chan/ the chat promptly fucked up. Cate allowed them to pass anyway, but they couldn't help but feel they had been missing out on something.

While making some progress through the remnants of the APERTURE science facility, the group met what ostensibly seemed like Teagan's old friend Meirin, but quickly turned out to actually be Agent 47. He and Teagan engaged in a fight which the latter handily won, but 47 very nearly would have killed her with a well-aimed bullet if Violet had not caught it with her weapon-grade boobs (we are not making this up). Teagan subsequently knocked out 47 and acquired his gun in the process.

Deeper still inside the bowels of the facility, the group ran into Indiana Jones. After defeating him in a rather simplistic card game, he tried to inform them about some theory involving the ground-up bones of a dead Sumerian god, but Default-Chan realized she did not give a fuck and simply confiscated the cardboard box Jones was carrying along.

OH MY GOD JC, A BOMB! Delayed by putting a wig on it, then defused by prodding it with a prod. Received GEP Gun

Meanwhile, back in the control booth, Lil Vi' and Cirno grew mildly concerned about the rising temperatures in the nuclear reactor that served as the energy supply of the facility. Being functionally immortal, Cirno "volunteered" to inspect the problem and found it to be no-one less than her old colleague Utsuho Reiuji. Her attempts to rein in the hell raven went about as well as one might expect, but it turned out that Utsuho was just firing miniature suns at a fly that had annoyed her and was more than happy to follow the partially molten fairy's request to keep things low.

Our three heroines, discussing the nature of Wrestle Gear as a convenient source to create and store artificially created Frasergy, were ambushed by Albert Wesker. The fight that was about to unfold was cut short when Teagan decided she didn't have time for this and simply kicked him off-screen. Deffy latter realized that the random object which hit her upon his departure had been "Mania Girl Bathwater(TM)"

Deeper in the ruins, down in the old production booth, the trio ran into Archer (Archer). His attempt to intimidate the girls bombed rather badly, as he had spent several days shirtless and dehydrated waiting for anyone to show up. They took pity on him and gave him both Deffy's old shirt and a bottle of vodka. Archer, being a gentleman, gave them the Palm Bazooka in return.

Meaner meanwhile, in the ring, King Harkinian showed great outrage at Guybrush's claim that she can hold his breath for ten minutes straight. Following ten heart-wrenching minutes which everyone used to take a piss, Guybrush won the bet to great fanfare.

Their next foes turned out to be the Totally Spies in the form of Alex, Clover, and Samantha, who confronted the trio and dragged them into an lengthy 3v3 match over certain misunderstandings regarding the destruction of the entire planet. While the Spies won the match through a submission hold on Teagan, aforementioned understanding was eventually cleared up by virtue of this very wiki, and the spies gave the girls their Spy Suits while they fall back to restore connection with their commander.

Their seemingly last enemy right before the massive blast doors protecting the Metal Gear revealed himself to be no-one other than Mr. Shake Hands Man, who had patiently waited for a whole year to take control of the machinery. Following another lengthy battle (which was held entirely RPG Maker-style), Mr. Shake Hands Man unceremoniously surrendered (after totally not wiping the party in the first run).

Unfortunately, this opened up the way for Kyu, Risky Boots, and Iku Acme, who were under the command of Slaanesh and planned to use the Wrestle Gear for their own plans - specifically to whore up the mania to levels no-one had ever seen before...

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • The girls in the spy suits they acquired from the Totally Spies.

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