8chanmania XCVI
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8chanmania XCV was the 30th mania of 8chanmania:Season 3 and the 96th mania in total. It was the third and last porn mania, meaning all fighters had to be posted alongside porn of them to be eligible for nomination.
Roster[edit | edit source]
- Doris - The Depravity of a Lewd Vampire
- Sayori - Doki Doki Literature Club
- Iowa - Kantai Collection
- Blackarachnia - Beast Wars: Transformers
- Serval - Kemono Friends
- Servalwi Endoss - God Catching Alchemy Meister
- Aerith Gainsborough - Final Fantasy VII
- Alex - Totally Spies!
- Honey - Space Dandy
- Robin - Pilotwings 64
- Witch - Left 4 Dead
- Renne Bright - The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky SC
- Akiza Izayoi - Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's (replaced by Tifa Lockhart due to non-made edit)
- Junko Enoshima - Danganronpa
- Big Tiddy Tau - Warhammer 40,000 (replaced by Curly Brace due to non-made edit)
- Nanami - Suikoden II
- Kasumi with Regent of the Mask manager - Dead or Alive / Ninja Gaiden
- Jessie with James manager - Pokemon
- Clyde with the rest of Pac-Man Girls managing - Pac-Man
- Melody - Projekt Melody
- Chie Satonaka - Persona 4 (replaced by Hex Maniac due to missing edit)
- Iku Acme - Adobe Flash / Porn Sound Generator
- Beatrice - Umineko: When They Cry
- Kyōko with Misako manager - River City Girls
- DQ3 Female Warrior - Dragon Quest 3
- Dark Magician Girl - Yu-Gi-Oh!
- Misuzu - Kunio-kun
- Lala - Monster Musume
- Eve - Parasite Eve
- Abby Anderson - The Last of Us II
- Min Min - ARMS
- Corona-chan - *coughs*
Bracket[edit | edit source]
Preliminaries | Best of Sixteen | Quarter Finals | Semi Finals | Finals | ||||||||||||||
Doris | W | |||||||||||||||||
Beatrice | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Doris | W | |||||||||||||||||
Iowa | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Iowa | W | |||||||||||||||||
Sayori | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Doris | W | |||||||||||||||||
Blackarachnia | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Serval | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Blackarachnia | W | |||||||||||||||||
Blackarachnia | W | |||||||||||||||||
Renne Bright | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Renne Bright | W | |||||||||||||||||
Curly Brace | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Doris | W | |||||||||||||||||
Tifa Lockhart | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Honey | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Robin | W | |||||||||||||||||
Robin | W | |||||||||||||||||
Witch | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
DQ3 Female Warrior | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Witch | W | |||||||||||||||||
Robin | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Tifa Lockhart | W | |||||||||||||||||
Aerith Gainsborough | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Tifa Lockhart | W | |||||||||||||||||
Tifa Lockhart | W | |||||||||||||||||
Junko Enoshima | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Junko Enoshima | W | |||||||||||||||||
Alex | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Doris | W | |||||||||||||||||
Abby Anderson | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Nanami | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Kasumi | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kasumi | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
[[Clyde]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
Jessie | Chair'd | |||||||||||||||||
[[Clyde]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
[[Clyde]] | W | |||||||||||||||||
Melody | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Servalwi Endoss | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Dark Magician Girl | W | |||||||||||||||||
Dark Magician Girl | Sub | |||||||||||||||||
Melody | W | |||||||||||||||||
Iku Acme | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Melody | W | |||||||||||||||||
[[Clyde]] | KO | |||||||||||||||||
Abby Anderson | W | |||||||||||||||||
Kyōko | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Misuzu | W | |||||||||||||||||
Misuzu | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Abby Anderson | W | |||||||||||||||||
Abby Anderson | W | |||||||||||||||||
Eve | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Abby Anderson | W | |||||||||||||||||
Hex Maniac | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Hex Maniac | W | |||||||||||||||||
Lala | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Hex Maniac | W | |||||||||||||||||
Min Min | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Min Min | W | |||||||||||||||||
Corona-chan | Pin | |||||||||||||||||
Pre-Show Match: The Ultimate Thot and the Remover of Thots[edit | edit source]
As the mania's rapid decay into degeneracy after the yet another successful takeover from Slaanesh in 8chanmania XCV took hold, the Prince of Excess decided she might as well take the time to settle some old scores.
On such score was with Kenji Setou, whose utter refusal to commune with the other sex (and any sex at all) was of major offense to Slaanesh. Despite of its best tries to harness his cosmic powers via Taoist semen retention, She-Who-Thirsts quickly wormed her way into Kenji's mind and enter the mania more powerful than ever before.
Slaaneshi Invasion 2.0: Erotic Boogaloo[edit | edit source]
The Taxman Cometh[edit | edit source]
Thoroughly fed up after yet another hostile takeover from you-know-who, a seemingly defeated Default-Chan was content to continue business as per usual. Or at least pretended to play along as an empowered warp god burrowed her tentacles and other, vaguely phallic appendages into the ring.
This could not be said about the actual IRS, who smelled a strong case of trademark infringement. As agents I, R and S stormed right into the ring, fuming over the thought of private citizens impersonating a government body, Kyu tried to disarm the conflict by claiming the whole show was merely an act of political satire. This worked until the exact moment Risky Boots suggested they should just beat the crap out of the government agents, triggering 18 U.S.C. § 871 and turning what could have been a mere legal issue into a death sentence.
As the three agents pondered how to financially murder the degenerates, Agent S pointed out they were now in effective possession of the Wrestle Gear - which marked it for immediate forfeiture. This put a severely unwilling trio of the world's second-oldest practice (i.e. prostitution) against the world's actual oldest practice (i.e. taxation).
Mid-Mania Match: The Lesser of Two Evils[edit | edit source]
Slaanesh, Iku Acme, and Risky Boots VS Agent I, Agent R, and Agent S - Lewd League wins after Agent S taps out under Iku Acme.
Despite of their humilitating loss, Agent I swore vengeance and announced he would call in the ultimate fiscal sanction: Calling in the ominous Agent J. It didn't impress the degenerates in the slightest, as they simply saw another unfortunate soul on its way to become their pleasure slave.
The Taxman Cometh (Again)[edit | edit source]
Following the end of the mania, and with the degenerates right in front of the blast doors protecting the Wrestle Gear, the IRS returned with Agent J in tow. Who turned out to be nothing less than a Jewish Rabbi who had tread the path of the Tax Law as much as he had tread that of Talmudic Law. Coupled with the weakening of Slaanesh's powers after the mania's Gellar Fields came back online, the Lewd League immediately fled from a fight they could not realistically win.
Shut it down![edit | edit source]
As the taxmen (and the taxwomen, and the taxchildren) stood in front of the now unguarded doors leading to the Wrestle Gear, Default-chan and her friends showed up. As it turned out, all the world-ending invasions and the assorted drama had only come about because Violet and Lil' Vi - the mania's dialogue program - had grown far too sophisticated, resulting in special effects that began to take control over the entire show.
So Deffy, longing for the non-disastrous good old times unceremoniously pulled the plug.
Cue the entire normal mania.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Doris won her matches against Beatrice, Iowa, Blackarachnia, and Tifa through a critical spell. Tifa actually knocked herself out by landing a turnpost jump on Doris after getting spelled. It took a fucking ten spells and an eventual pin to take down Abby, however.