Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincon was the 16th president of the United States of America.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Once upon a time, there was a cozy little log cabin in what then used to be the wild frontier of Kentucky. Said cabin (and a certain Nancy Hanks Lincoln) then produced a boy affectionately known as Abe. He was a bit of a bookworm, but also athletic enough to become the catch-as-you-can wrestling champion of his county at the age of 21. Largely self-educated, Lincoln self-educated himself so hard that he became a lawyer, and then self-educated himself into politics.
As it happened to be, American politics at this age were largely centered around the question whether people could be property. Or potentially 'freedom', except it mostly was about denying freedom to other people, and it obviously wasn't about denying freedom to other people since these other people actually were property. Long story short, there was a bit of a civil war, slavery was outlawed, and Lincoln got shot by some bloke that didn't agree with his personal views.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Abraham Lincoln entered the ring for the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny during 8chanmania C. While his actual performance has been lost to history, he still dropped out before Darth Vader entered a stable orbit around Dwayne Johnson.